Event Log: 23-11-17

[The camera is covered with what appears to be a thumb, based on the red hue of the screen. Two voices, speaking in Ebonics, are heard.]

Voice 1: "Yo, wassup lil nigguh?"

Voice 2: "Hol up, lemme get 'em on camera."

[The thumb is taken off the lens of the camera, revealing YOSHI, curled defensively into a small ball.]

YOSHI: "Yoshi"

Voice 2: "'Sup lil nigguh, you try'na fuck?"

[The man gestures towards YOSHI's erection.]

YOSHI: "Yoshi"

Voice 1: "Yeeuh nigguh, lemme see that meat."

[A pair of hands are seen approaching YOSHI. YOSHI is visibly concerned.]

YOSHI: "Yoshi"

[The footage distorts as the two men scream, before cutting to a night sky. Soft chewing noises can be heard in the background.]