Elevated Conscience

Elevated Conscience is a state of being wherein the affected individual or individuals become capable of higher thinking characteristic of superhuman entities. This state has only been observed twice in recorded history, but each time it was documented heavily: These events set in motion major extinction events, which required the intervention of Papa John. Through his research, mankind was able to restore the universe to its prior state.
 * The Pepperoncini incident of 2038
 * Stegosaurus Rex; Revenge of the Ten Foot Foot

Characteristics
Users experiencing Elevated Conscience may report the following symptoms: dry eyes, cotton mouth, drowsiness, paranoia, keen awareness of surroundings, major depressive episodes, suicidal thoughts, suicidal actions, suicide, feelings of deja vú, visions of the past, visions of the future, visions of the present at various major geographical locations, visions of the present at locations of indeterminate location or importance, headache, nausea, vomiting, blood in stool, stool in blood, stool in vomit, pain in the dura mater, cramps, pregnancy, and mood swings.

Historical Importance
'CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY BEACH RESORT. RELAXATION, NO READING, DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF I indirectly contribute to illegal activity within the borders of the contiguous United States.'