Sodie Pop

Sodie Pop is the code word associated with the assassination of the Muppets. Whenever feeling over-encumbered, users oftentimes find themselves falling back on this drug for assistance in the form of mandatory labor reception. Application of Sodie Pop in ointment form is recommended on a daily level by doctors across the ocean. Yellow varieties exist, but are discouraged.

Morphology
Approximately 63.57% of Sodie Pops are known to be quadrupeds, yet locals typically report this number to be closer to 45% or nine out of twenty. In recent years, Charles Barkley has become a known advocate of such quadruped Sodie Pops, despite being regularly abused by mobsters. Of non-quadrupeds, the rest are known to metastasize by slithering or blood flow. Occasionally, mutant varieties will find you. Be prepared.

History
One time when I was eleven, my dad beat my friend Kenny with a brick for kicking my dog. After that, Kenny would always yell whenever fire alarms went off. When I turned 16, he jumped off of a bridge.