Cluster Headaches

Bitch bitch bitch bitch

Omelette du Fromage
Oh boy, oh boy it’s Saturday morning, Who wants to build a kingdom?! Kingdoms of Castles that sounds good that’ll do, let's make a new nation! Gulpbois, there we go! Proud people, mighty, ancient, proud people… of squares, that's what they are they're all squares, with no arms and no necks. That's cool though, I’m not prejudice I’ll do anything for my Gulpbois! Here! I’ll build a road and a house and a farm there we go, that's nice and sustainable, no need to do anything for the next 10 decades, I reckon! ………. Nah, it’s not a kingdom though I guess I should try and expand a little right? Okay, cut down the forests, we don't need em. But we do need their dead bodies to build some house squares for our squares can live in, and some more square little farms to grow square little crops in.

Illegal Baneposting
Damn these guys are square! They’re so square, that when they step on their children's Legos the Legos scream! They’re so square they’re imaginary childhood friend was an actuary, and their perpetual nightmares all involve trying to fit themselves into round holes… of Freudian. Well, you’re all dolt little cubes, build that township, pack in as many little peg people as you can! There's no room for anything unnecessary, hell, build on the water! We don't need that for anything, it’s not like there's gonna be any problems in an overcrowded city made of wood. Did I mention I grew up in Chicago? We never had any problems there, no, no historical problems with fire, none whatsoever. If Chicago can do it then- oh, fire. My god the hubris, of thinking we could just pack our little pegs in like sardines! Quickly man, your crops are on fire! Are you just gonna stand there?! (Imitating voice) “Oh no, the squares are on fire, what do I do, oh dear!” GET OUT OF THE FIRE MAN! STOP DROP AND ROLL… if you can. Oh thank god somebody here to save us from the ravening blaze!

Disambiguation
Oh, ohhoho, oh that is… that is fascinating. How, How are you doing that? I- I have never considered that, nope. Whew! Thank god we got that one out, that was hard, right guys? And it won’t happen again, for sure. Hell, i’ll build a bunch of wells in case it does happen again, which, it won't. Oh for fu- Okay you big red bastard, what do you want? Is it gold? Is it maidens? I’ll give you maidens, as many maidens as you can carry, once I, figure out which ones those are are. Hello? Dude? Where are you going? Oh, good, no you came all the way out here ACROSS THE SEA just to puke fire on my town- No, no I get it. The staggering flight, the fire puking, there's a dragon rave out there in the mist somewhere and my gorgeous little hamlet is the alleyway you came to walk it off in huh?

Shut up
Get out of here you drunk piece of garbage! That's it, I’m building ballistas, that's the last time I’m having wino dragons Staggering all over my town like it’s St. Patrick's Day for flying alcoholic lizards! There we go, that'll make you think twice not like that's going to stop my own citizens from trying to burn my village down! -I mean, what is this, three major fires a year in a city of a hundred and fifty people?! If i didn’t know better i swear you guys are doing this on purpose! Now it’s a mess, look at this place! If you guys aren't careful, we're gonna -OH GOD here they come! It’s the roving bands of township re-decorators!

SHUT THE FUCK UP
(Gay imitation) Hi, were VK’s village re-decorators! And today, we’ve got a fabulous rustic town, and you know what, it has it’s charm. But it’s in a little need of a pick-me-up! I feel like there's a majestic kingdom here that's trapped in a shabby, depressing overcome. So, call me brutal, but we're gonna need to take out a few of these hovels here, just a few! It’ll really open this place up! Now, for this kind of job, I like to use the cleansing power of FIRE, really does the job fast, and you don't even have to watch it, just light it up, and move on! Okay, this one has GOT to go you can see mold on it and everything! Don't want your kids near that! Burn, Burn, Burn! Oh god, is that an open pit mine? Okay, that is SO last millennia, and were getting rid of it. Change is painful people, but if you can never change, you can never grow! Burn it down! Okay, well, our work is done here! Time to pack it up boys! We’ll be back in a year or two to check in and see how you’re doing. Oops, your fire went out a little lemme just spruce that back up, Ciao!