Parker Brand Ink Pens

Behold my galactic cock! Gaze upon its glory! Pepper your Angus, mortals. Behind every man stands an even greater pemis, which is mine. Was it not your sin that killed the pemis? Even now, the evil seed of my pepes germinates within you. In the wise words of my dick; thank you, America.

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The European Atlantic Fox's peenes is approximately 6 dic long. Scholars disagree over my 'DiCC. 'In 2007, I'm coming for you, bitch. Can't elope with this cantaloupe, now get on your feet and jam. While there is some scientific discord within the Atlantic dicc community, I fear that time may be running out.

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Within sub-communities in paleontoid regions of Africa, the practice of preemk takes place. This involves the circumcision and consumption of the foreskins of a wild hedgehogg. To elaborate, meine hedgehogg bist stark.