Columbine

Columbine is a 1998 children's cartoon show, with a heavy emphasis on moral lessons and ethics. The most famous episode is well-known for featuring the two main characters standing up to bullies. This episode caused some controversy in the fan base, as many believed it was an inaccurate portrayal of the personalities of the characters.

Toxicity
Columbine is a Class 7 carcinogen. Inhalation, ingestion, contact, and exposure are all extremely discouraged, as tumors can begin to form within the hour. Strangely enough, Columbine features no radioactive properties, prompting physicists and oncologists alike to investigate. All attempts have failed so far, however, and the scientists involved almost invariably were reduced to large sacs or chunks of meat. Dr. Danny Wells is the only recorded survivor of any research on the substance. Upon being interviewed on the experience, Wells had the following to say:"'Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...'"

Medical Use
Columbine is used by gypsies and potheads as a tea additive for herbal healing. Typically, when added to tea, Columbine can be ingested safely and will induce low-functioning autism in children.