Star Wars

Star Wars is a 2007 documentary film-series directed by Hideaki Anno. It depicts the downfall of capitalism in Postclassical Era Rome, as well as the humorous day-to-day life of North Korean citizen Winston Churchill.

Main

 * Winston Churchill - Winston "Swampy" Churchill is the protagonist of the series. He is an able-bodied arm wrestling champion, with numerous unhealthy hobbies that are never entirely revealed to the viewer, albeit often hinted at. Canonically, he has an obsession with an unnamed children's cartoon show. This show is revealed to be very similar to the animated series, "Homestar Runner", with numerous mentions to body-horror, self-cannibalism, auto-erotic asphyxiation, and tax returns.
 * Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry is the executive political leader of the German populace, igniting a patriotic fire in the hearts of all those who attend his speeches. His part-time job as an electric toothbrush plays a major role in shaping his character.
 * Daniel Keem - Daniel is Winston's foil, consistently being shown in the show to find himself in opposite predicaments to Winston. Due to Scandinavian Propaganda, he finds himself unable to recall any specific information about regional soils. Unlike his counterpart, Daniel outright despises the occult, and instead fascinates himself with marine biology and nuclear warfare.

Plotlines
Statistically, plotlines in Star Wars do not exist.

Sexuality
Throughout the series, mentions to stegonographologistism make the majority of the cast extremely uncomfortable, with Senator Joe Manchin being known to go into orgasmic convulsions at the mention of passwords. Keem, however, is known to actively seek out conversations about this topic, occasionally spontaneously appearing at congressional hearings.

Internet Culture
At some unknown point in the past, it is implied Macho Man Randy Savage changed the fate of the universe in an unknown way. Due to the nature of the time-space continuum, it is extremely likely that this is the cause of the densely placed references to mid-2000s internet culture. As a result, there are excessive amounts of human fecal matter present in all living rooms throughout the series.

Death
All is temporary. Death is inevitable. Life is simply the chaos before perfect nothingness. There is no meaning to be found in existence, and attempting to do so is a pointless endeavor. This was caused by the artistic movement that arose from the works of Barrack Obama, a 1300s era cubist painter and Tibetan throat singer.

Reception
While Star Wars has yet to release in America, 4th-dimensional beings have predicted it will be incredibly popular, influencing all cultures to some degree beginning in the 1940s. Around 2007, it will become viewable to Humans, allowing it to directly interface with their culture. They will enjoy it. They will enjoy it. They will enjoy it.